Go Birds!

CBS:In a separate social media post, the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office said that “mariners in a private vessel found a package containing approximately 21 individually wrapped kilograms of suspected cocaine.” Officials said the drugs, which were found in the water about 7 miles off Islamorada, Florida, on Saturday, were handed over to U.S. Border Patrol agents. A photo released by the sheriff’s office showed a package of the suspected cocaine emblazoned with an image of a bald eagle.”

Looks like a generic image of an Eagle, but for the sake of the post we’re gonna assume the drug traffickers have the Birds going all the way. Kenny Pickett steps in for the injured Jalen Hurts and uses his small hands to drop dimes all over the field. He leads the Eagles to their second ring in seven seasons.

You don’t see a Dallas star on the packaging, do you? Didn’t think so.

Go Birds!