
Matt Strahm's Dad Cuts Brandon Marsh's Hair
Brandon Marsh gets his hair cut by Matt Strahm’s dad. The home runs that typically follow are how he pays Mr. Strahm:
Brandon Marsh gets his hair cut by Matt Strahm’s dad and pays with home runs
pic.twitter.com/xfj7bz2fyU— Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) July 9, 2024
This is pretty awesome. The home run ended up coming Tuesday night.
Brandon Marsh’s hair is sacred ground here in Philadelphia. So I’m not going to say much about it because I don’t want to end up like Adam Wainwright:
“I had a chance to talk to (Brandon) Marsh earlier. I said, ‘What is it that you put in your hair before the game?’ He says water… It looks like a bunch of rat tails stuck together, to me.” – Adam Wainwright on Saturday’s Braves-Phillies Fox broadcast pic.twitter.com/mLLWc5KDBd
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) July 10, 2024
I like Brandon Marsh’s hair and beard. Actually if I could grow a beard like that I would. Alright, is that enough? I know Phillies fans will come with pitchforks:
Dear @adamamin & @UncleCharlie50,
Remember, when you’re talking shit about a player on a national broadcast, his fans are listening. No, not just adult fans who will correct your spineless comments. His young fans are listening too, fans just like this little girl. A little… pic.twitter.com/TP1DlYvJ5P
— Kate ⚾️ (@here4baseball_) July 7, 2024
Just a reminder that I absolutely adore Brandon Marsh and no slander will be tolerated! No, he’s not dirty or disgusting despite whatever the announcers think is appropriate to say about a player’s appearance during the live game broadcast pic.twitter.com/4ST0nCSzUz
— Charlotte (@yankeeschar) July 7, 2024
Thank god Marsh has thick skin. Because if comments like the ones these bozos made tonight ever led him to cut this hair and beard, I would likely violently riot. Marsh and his hair are a bonded pair, they can’t ever separate LOL. (But seriously though.) pic.twitter.com/Oud5t5U3NY
— broken coconuts ⚾️ (@brokencoconuts) July 7, 2024
Kruk even took a little bit of a shot at the FOX crew on the broadcast last night:
“I don’t know what those guys on [the Fox broadcast]… talking about (Brandon) Marsh’s beard and hair. I think it looks damn good.” – John Kruk on Tuesday’s NBC Sports Philadelphia broadcast
“I think they got off track a little bit on that one.” – Tom McCarthy pic.twitter.com/khN67AhI9y
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) July 10, 2024
The funny thing is Wainwright ended up apologizing:
Dear @adamamin & @UncleCharlie50,
Remember, when you’re talking shit about a player on a national broadcast, his fans are listening. No, not just adult fans who will correct your spineless comments. His young fans are listening too, fans just like this little girl. A little… pic.twitter.com/TP1DlYvJ5P
— Kate ⚾️ (@here4baseball_) July 7, 2024
Now I won’t say if Brother Marsh was a Met or a Brave we’d want to puke every time we saw his hair come to the plate. I also won’t say that if he walked up to you at a gas station you’d tell him you didn’t have any money. Nor will I say we’d love our organist if he played “Smelly Cat” while Marsh walked up to the plate. Instead I’ll just say we should all strive to be as follically gifted as Brandon Marsh is:
Brandon Marsh hair routine leaked pic.twitter.com/pONYkqaDC4
— Gavin McHugh (@gavinmchughh) July 16, 2023