Coggin is going through the Eagles 2024 Radiothon auction items and I agree with him on this:

Axe throwing has to be the whitest activity of all time. Whiter than marching through Charlottesville with Tiki Torches. Whiter than an Ole Miss tailgate. HOTTY TODDY! We went to a birthday party at “Bury the Hatchet” one time and not a single person of color was in the entire building. Not customers, not employees. It was all Caucasian people wearing jeans and flannel, looking like they had just arrived in Philadelphia from Michigan’s Upper Peninsula.

Could be fun though. The opening bid was $1,000 and it’s up to $1,600 with only six hours left to go, as of publication. You get to bring two guests with you and they’re gonna set up at the NovaCare Complex. “One panel football provided for autograph opportunity” and you get “digital photos of experience” as well. Gotta get in there now if you wanna win the auction.

Some other favorites from the auction, and their current bids:

  • target golf with Jake Elliott – $3,000
  • ice cream party with Nolan Smith, Nakobe Dean, Jordan Davis, and Jalen Carter – $1,200
  • spend the day with Big Dom – $4,000
  • be in the Eagles official team photo – $10,000