Prescient. Prophetic. Clairvoyant. John Kruk:

Whoah there! Someone ask Kruk for Tuesday night’s lottery numbers.

That’s a great bit future predicting from a member of the 1993 Phils who wears hot dog hats and trails off into lengthy and hilarious stories live on television. Krukadamus, indeed (he also correctly predicted a Realmuto hit). Maybe the goofy baseball veteran is all an act and he’s actually a member of the Illuminati? He’s got a secret tattoo of the all-seeing pyramid eye hidden somewhere on his body and he’s a member of a secret society that meets in the city to share prophecies and pound Miller Lites. You’d probably put him on the Mount Rushmore of omnipotence with the great thinkers of yesteryear. Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, Negrodamus from the Dave Chappelle skit, and now Krukker.