Welcome back, Cristian Pache!

Pache got into three Baltimore games. He had one at bat that resulted in a hit, so he ends his Orioles career with a 1.000/1.000/1.000 slash line and 2.000 OPS. Those numbers will never be topped.

Miami stinks, so maybe he gets an opportunity there. They’re 40-69 and only the Rockies and White Sox have a worse winning percentage. He’ll have the opportunity to bat in front of a handful of fans with no pressure whatsoever.

Live look at Cristian’s past week: