Don't Go After John Kruk on Twitter Unless You Want to Get Cooked
For a guy that just learned about DoorDash this summer and routinely forgets the password to his phone John Kruk has no problem navigating Twitter to put Mets fans in a bodybag. Tell Krukker he ruins home run calls and call him a “fat fuck” at your own risk. He’ll come back harder with his legion of fans #butthurtbaby:
The funny thing about this guy is if you go to his profile you can tell in a second that he’s a Mets fan. How many Phillies highlights is he watching in agony to know Kruk says, “YES!” during home runs? Is that what it’s like to root for a third place team? So jealous you hate watch the highlights of your first place rival? What a miserable existence.
And if we’re being honest this isn’t anywhere close to the loudest “yes” we’ve heard from Kruk. It’s barely audible and he lets T-Mac do his thing:
Let Casty cook 🔥#RingTheBell pic.twitter.com/Q64WGWpwv3
— Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) August 27, 2024
That’s the Kruk equivalent to Chris Wheeler pumping his fist in silence as Harry Kalas calls the last out of the 2008 World Series. What makes Kruk the best at what he does is he just says every little thought that comes to his mind. Guy went through every emotion in the book during this Castey play last year:
Nick Castellanos the man that you are!!!! pic.twitter.com/xWXjhJH84n
— Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) September 20, 2023
Could you imagine getting mad this guy?
I sure can’t:
John Kruk montage at the end of Last Week Tonight pic.twitter.com/YLcx2bm3mF
— Nick Piccone (@_piccone) August 12, 2024
.@JohnKruk is a wild man with wild stories https://t.co/vJ5RPjbxdz pic.twitter.com/pg8bK4dMqY
— Nick Piccone (@_piccone) April 28, 2024
Story Time with John Kruk: pic.twitter.com/upVtjAavFM
— Nick Piccone (@_piccone) July 1, 2022
in honor of john kruk’s birthday, let’s throw it back to when he said “let’s go bitch” during the phillies broadcast pic.twitter.com/Vhe33ny4nW
— m (@matttadelphia) February 9, 2023
john kruk immediately knew this kid by name and that he got the beard from an ocean city boardwalk game. the best in the business. https://t.co/pQ8Czub98Y
— one dozen rats at a keyboard (@PanasonicDX4500) August 27, 2024
P.S. Notice in the headline I said Twitter. It’ll always be Twitter. Miss me with this X, formerly Twitter shit all the papers do. It’s the Dixie Chicks. It’ll always be the Staples Center. The Sears Tower. Doesn’t matter how many versions of PlayStation Sony makes it’ll just be referred to as PlayStation. It’s Pangea for gods sake!