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Jalen Hurts’ Engagement a Devastating Blow to the Women of Twitter

Kevin Kinkead

By Kevin Kinkead

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Jan 29, 2023; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts (1) after win against the San Francisco 49ers in the NFC Championship game at Lincoln Financial Field. Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports

Congratulations to QB1:

First the guy gets paid, now he’s getting married. Is he getting too comfortable? Has complacency sunk in? 610-632-0975.

Actually only half-joking, which is sad. Hurts threw two interceptions in Brazil and got away with what should have been a pick-6. His turnover numbers have been bad over the last year or so, and everyone knows that settling down with a woman fixes nothing. You put on 10-15 pounds, then you have your first kid and add another 10. Then you start sleeping less and the gray hairs begin to show up. Unfortunately, we may have seen the best of Jalen Hurts. It’s all downhill from here, and for the women of Twitter:

Kevin Kinkead
Kevin Kinkead

Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com

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