Congratulations to QB1:

First the guy gets paid, now he’s getting married. Is he getting too comfortable? Has complacency sunk in? 610-632-0975.

Actually only half-joking, which is sad. Hurts threw two interceptions in Brazil and got away with what should have been a pick-6. His turnover numbers have been bad over the last year or so, and everyone knows that settling down with a woman fixes nothing. You put on 10-15 pounds, then you have your first kid and add another 10. Then you start sleeping less and the gray hairs begin to show up. Unfortunately, we may have seen the best of Jalen Hurts. It’s all downhill from here, and for the women of Twitter: