There’s been 18 penalties for 128 yards at the time of this writing. Honestly it feels like double. There’s been so many flags referee Ron Torbert has lost his voice:

Get this guy a throat lozenge. Some tea. A humidifier and peppermint. Anything. Because I can’t listen to him speak anymore. It’s starting to hurt me.

This is what he sounded like three minutes into the first quarter:

Now his vocal chords must look like cooked spaghetti.

Lets bring the NFL to Brazil! It’ll be so much fun!


The NFL in Brazil:

Most wouldn’t blame the Brazilians if they never watched a football game ever again. Not me. Between all the guys sliding on the turf and the consistent stoppages this is what they love.This guy is having the time of his life:

A couple more Jake Elliott goals through the uprights and Roger Goodell just found himself a new billion for the bottom line.

P.S. This is a field only The SodFather could love.