I’m extending the olive branch to Phillies fans after Wednesday. Everyone got bent out of shape because I thought the Yankees fans who pried that ball from Mookie’s glove were hilarious. Phils fans went full on persecution mode like Pontius Pilate just put a crown of thorns on their head and made them carry a cross through Jerusalem. “What if they were Phillies fans? They’d be on a FBI Most Wanted list!” they said. That’s all water under the bridge now after the insanity from Dodgers fans last night celebrating the victory in LA. THIS isn’t getting nearly enough coverage and you know god damn well if we lit a SEPTA bus on fire and looted a Nike store it’d be Philly fans are scumbags that don’t know how to act. One guy ate horse shit after the Birds won their first Super Bowl in 85 years and it still gets brought up today. But this. This is worse than two gabba-ghouls trying to pry open Mookie Betts’ glove and anything Eagles fans have ever done. I mean look at this disaster zone:

Fireworks in the bus? Now why do you gotta put fireworks in the bus? Fireworks go in the air! They don’t go indoors!

What’d the bus do to deserve this?

This is a celebration? In which language? It looks like the end of civilization. Like the President just told us an asteroid is coming to Earth and we have three hours to live:

Could you imagine Jim Gardner having to cut away from the celebration on Broad Street because he had to go down to Chopper 6 to give play-by-play of a Nike store getting looted? That’d be insane. It would mar the entire celebration.


People on every talk show and every website on every platform in the country are just talking about Juan Soto free agency and if the Dodgers can repeat. Not even a peep about Dodgers fans lighting businesses on fire and stealing. There would be an entire black eye on the Phillies championship if this happened and people were cheering them on:

Nothing makes my blood boil more than people fucking with other people’s property for no reason:

Despicable behavior all around and it shouldn’t shock you it’s from a fanbase that treats home games like they’re in a Gladiator arena. One cop was a couple seconds from turning into Lt. Dan for Halloween:

One Dodgers fan went full Jason Pierre-Paul with a firework. Dude’s gonna be handing out Halloween candy with nubs. I’m not gonna embed it in here, but here’s the link (Warning: Graphic).

Bro if this was Philly we’d never hear the end of this shit. I think there was like one arrest the night of the Super Bowl. Somehow there were only 12 last night. There were probably 12 arrests in Bucks County from kids egging houses on Mischief Night. People are rioting in the streets of LA and there were only 12 combined?! TWELVE:

 

What in the Tobias Funke was going on in LA last night?