The Cowboys lost again on Monday night, falling 34 to 10 to the Texans. Dallas is now 3-7 overall and 0-5 at home, which means that five NFL teams, two international soccer teams, a college team, and a boxer have more wins at Jerry World during this football season (image from NFL Memes on IG) –

We are laughing! <Ron Burgundy voice> The Cowboys’ last home win was December 30th of 2023, so it’s almost been a full calendar year since Jerry World saw a dub. And with Dak Prescott done for the season, they may not win another game. It’ll come down to Thanksgiving perhaps, when we get the much-anticipated Cooper Rush (or Trey Lance) vs. Tommy DeVito game. Can’t wait for that one. They will likely lose to the Bengals and Bucs at home, but there’s a chance they get Washington’s backups in the season finale if the Commies are in the postseason and have nothing to play for.

From that image above:

  • Saints 44, Cowboys 19
  • Ravens 28, Cowboys 25
  • Lions 47, Cowboys 9
  • Eagles 34, Cowboys 6
  • Texans 34, Cowboys 10
  • TAMU 21, Arkansas 17
  • Canada 0, Mexico 0 (that counts as a win for Canada)
  • USA 2, Bolivia 0 (plus a few more games earlier in the year)
  • Jake Paul defeats Mike Tyson via UD

There are a ton of games that go back into the summer and spring, so we can make the list longer. And we still have the Big 12 championship game and some high school football to be played in December. We just need the Giants to defeat the Cowboys on Turkey Day to keep the streak alive. How bout them Cowboys?