Sign me up for a Big Dom movie. Give me that over another Avengers spin-off. Apparently Hollywood came calling and offered Dom some big money to do a movie on his life, according to Adam Schefter:

 

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If Schefty knows this, then I’m guessing the Mouse tried to make it. I’m glad Big Dom turned it down. They would’ve butchered it. For every Remember the Titans there are 20 terrible ones that missed the mark.

Remember Double Teamed, about those twin WNBA players? Remember how bad they butchered the final scene? The last six seconds of the game took a full minute and she’s wasting time jab-stepping like she’s on a Stairmaster:

 

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Everyone in the Philly media has tried to get an interview with Big Dom. It’s impossible. We’ve tried multiple times. Big Dom is more elusive than Big Foot. The Inquirer probably has the best profile on him and they had to glue that together using stories from other people. So I believe it when Schefty says he doesn’t want the attention. If you Google his age this is what comes up:

That’s how much he is shrouded in secrecy.


I heard a rumor that Zach Bryan asked Big Dom to be the guest during his encore on night one of his show at the Linc and he turned that down too. No wonder he doesn’t want Disney poking around his life. This guy knows where the bodies are buried. If you’re craving a Big Dom biopic just go watch Ray Donovan again.

Still this movie would’ve cleaned up at the Oscars.

I’m picturing a young Dom, Small Dom, on a South Philly playground. Cartier glasses. Running a dice game behind the modulars at recess and selling gum in between classes to make some extra scratch. Anyone who got out of line he’d deal with them himself. The students weren’t just afraid of him, but the teachers were as well. He kicked the janitor out of his own closet to set up an office that resembled Vito Corleone’s right down to the smallest detail. He then heads to Penn State where he expands his empire selling cell phone minutes out of his dorm. Always coming to the back window wearing a South Philly tuxedo. He became friends with a Penn State football player after being mistaken for a offensive lineman in the cafeteria. That relationship would change his life forever after that football player got arrested at a frat party in Happy Valley and used his one call to phone Dom. Dom was there in minutes. Even brought DP Dough for the entire unit at the station. At that point he retired from the cell phone minute business and the rest is history.

Boom. Oscar.

It sucks this will never see the light of day because Dom’s got the acting chops:

I just want to know who who plays the headset:

P.S. I can’t believe there is no Twitter account named Big Dom’s Headset right now. If this was 2015 there would be 50 of them. Maybe it is time to buy stock in Bluesky…