Everyone in Philadelphia take notes. This is a sports radio call:

No “ums” and “uhs.” No stammering while making obvious observations about the game. Angry, levelheaded, and straight to the point. That’s a sports radio call right there. If we had more like those, WIP would be bearable. Capping it off with the sound of induced vomit was a beautiful touch. Absolutely shredding Joe Davis and Greg Olsen (who I thought wasn’t nearly as bad as his partner) for that debacle on Sunday.

Btw Olsen isn’t triggered. Please don’t put it in the newspaper that he’s triggered:

Yea we’re mad because we gave up 36 points to Washington, but Joe Davis absolutely sucked. Sucked so much that that it has completely ruined his call of Bryce Harper’s home run from a couple years ago. There is a strong chance he never realized Jalen Hurts wasn’t playing the last three quarters.

If it was one quip, it’s whatever, but he kept leaning on this narrative about the Commanders battling the entire game. What’s the point of a producer if they can’t get in this guy’s ear to relax a little on the shock value? Olsen even sounded confused every time he threw it over to him after saying something like, “This has to feel like a win for the Commanders only being down 10.” Which was actually said unironically at one point.


And it wasn’t just Eagles fans who took notice:

Joe Davis treated the 10-win Commies bound for the playoffs like they were the New York Giants. He couldn’t believe they were in the game vs. Kenny Pickett. The only thing worse might’ve been this “Defying the Odds” tweet from the NFL account:

I know I’m a sore fucking loser and the NFL loves a good narrative, but can we show some dignity? The little upstart Commies with a Heisman winner under center, one of the best receivers in the league, and a Super Bowl runner-up coach. Weren’t they the same Commies everyone was sucking off before the Eagles exposed them a month ago?