What’s up everybody? This week’s Men At Work (subscribe, like, share) is live from the third largest mall in the country, the King of Prussia Mall.  We talk to employees about the Black Friday fights, stealing, and if the holiday is donezo until the King of Prussia kicks us out:

I miss Black Friday. I miss the fights and I miss the videos of people fighting over 20% off TVs and toasters. It was the peak of American consumerism every single year. It exposed our authentic selves. You could be a normal person 364 days of the year, but on Black Friday you turned into one of those barbarian kids from Lord of the Flies. All for an appliance to make your life a little bit easier. That’s getting down to the nitty gritty of human nature. We’re so far developed from our first ancestors and yet we’re still cavemen and cavewomen at heart scratching and clawing for survival. Instead of hunting and gathering food it’s instead for an air fryer you saw in Good Housekeeping.

It’s Darwinism at it’s finest. Survival of the fittest. I’d rather be the person fighting my fellow man for an egg beater than losing all my money in a crypto scam created by the Hawk Tuah girl:

Imagine having to tell your loved ones they’re not getting Christmas presents this year because you believed in a crypto project started by some hillbilly talking about sucking dick in the streets of Nashville. Greatest country in the world! You can also listen on Spotify and Apple Podcasts: