Cowboys vs. Commies in the Big D. Former Bethlehem Steel soccer player Brandon Aubrey nailed a cheerleader in the back of the head with this shanked kickoff:

The photographer had a chance and couldn’t get the job done. Come on, man! As of publication, the Cowboys are winning 6-3 in a barn burner, but even if they hang on here, they are guaranteed to finish with a losing record. How bout them Cowboys!