The Washington fan who conquered the Hard Rock Cafe and gave an inspiring speech to the assembled Commie underlings was seen heading for the exits on Sunday night:

“Hey congrats on the Hard Rock! Great takeover last night! Great job at the Hard Rock Cafe buddy!”

Tailgate Ted was unfazed, but that had to be a rough one for him. You make it up to Philadelphia and take over a tourist restaurant, and by “take over” I mean they reserved a private room in advance. Then your team gives up a 50-burger and loses by 32 points.

Looking at the bigger picture here, we need some Washington antagonists. They’ve been so bad for so long that it basically just became Eagles fans laughing at Dan Snyder for his idiocy. Now they’re a real team for the first time since the first George Bush was in office and we’ve got Tailgate Ted to be the bad guy. Josh Harris as well. We need some Washington people to feud with because the Giants and Cowboys are both gonna stink to the high heavens.