Behold:

There are a lot of bad interpretations of the Philly cheesesteak. This one might be the worst. It looks like an ovular scrapple/sausage hybrid with a couple of Kraft singles thrown in there, some added peppers and I think that’s ketchup.

This is a 2nd division soccer team making a 4th division sandwich. They deserve to be relegated for this. Send ’em down to League One, send Wrexham up. New chant for Sheffield Wednesday rivals: “You’re just a shit Geno’s and Pat’s! You’re just a shit Geno’s and Pat’s!” Just gotta be careful going too hard on the Brits because we have co-workers in the UK. They’re better than us at a lot of things, like mass transit. Seriously, the London Tube makes SEPTA look like amateur hour. They just need to learn a thing or two about cuisine. The European mind cannot comprehend this:

Photo: Dinic’s