I don’t need to tell you that it’s Fight Night! KnuckleMania 5 is tonight at the Wells Fargo Center. The hottest ticket in town and it’s already setting attendance records for a fight in Philly. I can’t wait to be there…or at least I couldn’t wait to be there. Because now I’ll have to keep my head on a swivel the entire night because I made a parlay and one of the fighters ain’t too happy that I picked against him:

 

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Now originally I thought this was just good fight promotion, but the more I look into Sully the more I’m thinking he isn’t joking around. You gotta have a screw loose already to participate in bareknuckle. I really might have to keep my head on a swivel the entire time I’m down in the media pit.

Now on the other hand would I be lying if I said I didn’t love this pick even more now that Sully jumped in the comments? Absolutely. If Jayden Daniels was fighting with Eagles fans on Instagram the morning of a game I’d say LOAD up on the Birds. Kaine Tomlinson Jr. is still my guy tonight!

The funny part is I thought my analysis was fair. You can’t fumble around on the scale like that and expect people to believe you’re going to win. I know nothing about the fight game. This is just simple fight optics. Philly guy or no Philly guy you gotta call it like you see it. I didn’t want to pick against a Philly guy and a fellow Irishman at that, but he left me no choice. Not to mention I’ve got two Philly guys in my parlay already – so we’re operating with a bit of flawed logic here. The craziest part is I’m not even clowning the dude like the rest of the Internet is right now:

 

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Is this what it feels like to be Ariel Helwani? Has he ever gotten knocked out cold because he didn’t pick a fighter to win his parlay? What a rush! Tonight might make Marcus Hayes vs. Joel Embiid look like a child’s play. Sully if you’re reading this I don’t want any problems!


Me and Sully tonight (I’m praying for a ton of security):

There are still some tickets left if you want to see some fireworks in and maybe outside of the ring.

P.S. This is very funny. Clean shot. I gotta sell more shirts so I can clean up this mess:

 

UPDATE: