Someone going by the name of “Marco Van Basten” emailed these pictures. I don’t think it’s the legendary former Ajax and AC Milan player, but you never know! Van Basten could secretly be a Birds fan riding a bike around Philadelphia and South Jersey, with a sign affixed to a pole and looking like this:

It’s just how the founding fathers pictured Independence Hall, one year before the nation’s 250th birthday. Thank you to Mr. Van Basten for the photos. If you’d like to read more on the topic, I recommend the Pulitzer-nominated 10 Thoughts on Josh Harris, the Sixers, Commies, and Why Anybody Would Have Been an Improvement Over Dan Snyder.