This guy:

“We’re not done yet, we are not done yet, and I hope y’all don’t think we are done yet. It’s gonna be an amazing, an amazing, amazing thing to see next year, when we’re holding the trophy. Yes it’s big goals but I’m telling you right now it’s holding the trophy. I’m saying my prayers out loud, I’m saying my goals out loud so y’all can hear ’em. We’re gonna be holding a trophy up next year.”

Which trophy? Surely not the Lombardi Trophy. Maybe He’ll be holding the Dallas version of the “Media Appreciation Award” that Zach Berman recently presented to Jordan Mailata. Maybe Parsons will raise the “spent too much money on a quarterback and receiver” trophy. They’ve got three guys who will eat up 50% of the cap next year! They don’t have a running back, they need a DT, corner, and offensive line help, and they’ve got a number of guys returning from injuries. Plus, as long as Jerry Jones is still in charge, that team is only doing two things, jack and shit, and jack left town.