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Pennsylvania is Now Home to the Best Mullet in the Country

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Aug 16th, 2023 · 1:57 PM EDT

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Cheddar Wiz did it! You did it! We all did it! With a mane more beautiful than Smarty Jones’, PA is now home to the greatest mullet in the country, nay world!

Philadelphia (we’re claiming him because it’s the closest major city to Pottstown) has finally won a championship! We needed this today after getting tea bagged by Lionel Messi. Shout out to everyone who voted and donated! 16k votes and $6k+ to the Homes for Wounded Warriors foundation is amazing!

You made a family’s year! Look at this and tell me it doesn’t mean the world to them!

Makes it even better that Cheddar Wiz was in a beautiful Jalen Hurts Kelly Green. It made the mullet POP!

Rory now joins a prominent list of the greatest mullets we’ve ever seen in Philadelphia:

Jim McMahon

Darren Daulton

Spencer Hawes

Rod Brind’amour

Gardner Minshew

Mike Gminski

John Kruk

Jason Kelce

hot center summer pic.twitter.com/4QSEpO93BZ

— Charxey (@SnowmanEmbiid) August 9, 2019

Mitch Williams

Cheddar Wiz gets $5,000 as a reward! Go get that alpaca brother!