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This Nick Castellanos Play Made John Kruk Make a Bunch of Noises
By Kyle Pagan
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Don’t ever question if John Kruk lives and dies with the Phillies. This play made him produce noises that I don’t think are human:
John Kruk just went through every emotion in the book 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/SsBrMzE6Og
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) September 20, 2023
“Let it go! Let it go! NO! Aghllllghghghghlgl!”
Sounded like mating whales mixed with a cat spitting up a hair ball. It was beautiful!
What a game from Nick Castellanos. Two jacks and one game saving assist. Such a SLUT. Saving Leads, Unbuttoning Tees. It’s a lifestyle.
Bryson Stott!
Mr. Clutch Stott pic.twitter.com/k2LBaXdG6X
— Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) September 20, 2023
Lets go win a fucking series!
UPDATE: BANG!
#RingTheBell pic.twitter.com/gUqvqbSgeY
— Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) September 20, 2023
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com