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This Nick Castellanos Play Made John Kruk Make a Bunch of Noises

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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Don’t ever question if John Kruk lives and dies with the Phillies. This play made him produce noises that I don’t think are human:

“Let it go! Let it go! NO! Aghllllghghghghlgl!”

Sounded like mating whales mixed with a cat spitting up a hair ball. It was beautiful!

What a game from Nick Castellanos. Two jacks and one game saving assist. Such a SLUT. Saving Leads, Unbuttoning Tees. It’s a lifestyle.

Bryson Stott!

Lets go win a fucking series!

UPDATE: BANG! 

Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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