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A Phillies Fan Paid $4,500 Worth of Beer for the Entire Section

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Oct 5th, 2023 · 2:56 PM EDT

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This is like winning one of those games they run between innings on the jumbotron sponsored by H&R Block, but instead of a shitty reusable grocery bag and a pin you get something you’d actually enjoy:

Last night a Phillies fan bought $4,500 worth of beer for the entire section.

Greatest city in the world.

(via ig/regiloosky89) pic.twitter.com/IttgQxwCi9

— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) October 5, 2023

I’m going to be walking around my apartment saying, “Bahd dey to be a Miller Lite, dood!” and flexing for the rest of the day like this legend:

And apparently it happened twice Wednesday night:

Someone here in section 103 just bought drinks for everyone in the section… for the second time. The vendor said he wants to remain anonymous, but this isn’t the first time he’s done this. He’s been known to do this at Eagles games, too. All class, whoever you are!! #gophillies pic.twitter.com/JIUyJJX32B

— Leslie Gudel (@lesliegudel) October 5, 2023

Almost $10k on beer. Who is this Miller Lite Knight?

What a night for section 103. Two rounds of free beer and one of the best seats in the house for Bryson Stott’s Grand Slam:

stott grand slam w/ no commentators thx to ESPN’s dolby 5.1 mix pic.twitter.com/2vhUzWKpup

— jaiden (@steph_turkey) October 5, 2023

Philly is firing on all cylinders right now. This is why we have such a mammoth home field advantage. We get our fans wasted. People helping people. I tried to tell you. Greatest sports city in the world right now:

@crossingbroad

“Philadelphia is the greatest sports city in the country right now.” – @Kylepagancb #philly #phillies #eagles #eaglesfans #philliesfans #fyp #fypphilly

♬ original sound – Crossing Broad

Imagine if this was at a Braves game. They would’ve stuck their nose up at a free Miller Lite like this asshole:

Of course the Braves fan thought he was too good for a free @MillerLite…

Thanks to @MillerLite for the first round and the @Phillies for the first win! #RedOctober pic.twitter.com/2NLOlZ35Qq

— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) October 4, 2023