Phillies

Braves Put a Fake ID-Looking Cristian Pache Photoshop on the Jumbotron

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: Oct 10th, 2023 · 11:02 AM EDT

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Sorry for the lack of Phillies posts overnight. I was so annoyed by that game that I completely scrapped the recap I was working on and took a shower instead. They let the Braves off the hook. Fuck the split! For real. They had that team dead and buried and should have stepped on their throats to go up 2-0 and essentially put this thing to bed. I haven’t been that bothered by a loss in a long time. Felt like a WIP caller. But anyway, we seek respite through humor, so check out this Cristian Pache photoshop:

The Braves appear to have photoshopped Cristian Pache’s head onto a white man’s body??? pic.twitter.com/LVvx2MIK2t

— Grace Del Pizzo (@GraceDelPizzo) October 9, 2023

Yes, the neckline looks very curious indeed! Either they put his head onto a white man’s body, or Pache was laying out in Cancun with no sunscreen. Those are the only two plausible explanations for the ridiculous neckline.

Here’s another look:

A very normal photo of Cristian Pache pic.twitter.com/kiP0NSRABS

— Alex Coffey (@byalexcoffey) October 9, 2023

Looks like a create-a-player in a video game. Maybe the graphic designer did a rush job. Cristian Pache was in your organization for a couple of years. Surely he deserves better than this. Justice for Pache!