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Security Guy Gary Gets his Own Burger

Kevin Kinkead

By Kevin Kinkead

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Coggin sent this to me. An Atlantic City joint made a burger in honor of the security guy who crushed a fool at Citizens Bank Park on Tuesday night:

 

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That’s great. Imagine getting to legally and justifiably destroy some guy, then you’re rewarded with a branded “laid the Phuck out” burger.

One thing I learned from our interview with Gary is that we’re doing it all wrong. We’re in the wrong professions. Sports blogger? Arborist? Circus freak? Nah. We all should have been security guards instead. Sounds like a super-interesting profession and he had some great stories to tell:

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Kevin Kinkead

Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com

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