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Beer Bats Have Returned with a More Ergonomic Design
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Behold:
Remember the beer bats from last year? They’re back. Now, they have a stand so you don’t have to hold it the whole game. pic.twitter.com/VHahmgJckA
— Luke Arcaini (@ArcainiLuke) March 31, 2025
The beer bat design flaw has been corrected. This is good engineering. Now, instead of holding it all game and having to carry it with you when you go out to the concourse, you can actually set it down on a flat surface. Can we get one of these in torpedo bat-form? The only potential issue is how narrow the bat is. It’s tall. Someone knocks over a beer bat and that’s a lot of fluid ounces saturating your section. Maybe you can put it between your legs and kind of hold it there for an extra layer of security. Or maybe I’m overthinking it. Go Phils!
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com