Eagles

Jerry Jones Throws Dak Prescott and Future Eagle Micah Parsons Under the Bus

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: Jul 21st, 2025 · 4:35 PM EDT

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Jerry Jones! The gift that keeps on giving:

#Cowboys owner Jerry Jones randomly takes a shot at Micah Parsons, saying even if they sign him, it doesn’t mean they’ll have him, because he was hurt for 6 games last year (fact check: he only missed 4).

He then also says they made Dak Prescott the richest player in football —… pic.twitter.com/g6T8FnEEOX

— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) July 21, 2025

How do you feel if you’re Micah Parsons? You’re going into the last year of your rookie deal, there are no contract talks, you show up to training camp in California, and your owner takes a shot at you anyway, saying you missed six games last year when it was actually four. Then Jerry goes ahead and dumps on Dak Prescott as well for missing games via injury after being paid a ton of money.

Jerry seems to think that nobody should be allowed to get hurt in the NFL, especially if rich owners have committed a lot of money to you. With the way that organization handles themselves, it’s no wonder they haven’t been to the NFC Championship Game since the Nintendo 64 days. The last time Jerry exhibited even a shred of the emotional intelligence displayed by the Eagles, Zaire and Yugoslavia were still countries. It’s been decades!

Jerruh is the NFC East’s best weapon against the Cowboys. He’s gonna run his best defensive player and four-time Pro Bowler out of town. Parsons will have to come home to the Philadelphia Eagles, where he’ll be valued and taken care of.