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This Massive Sixers Sale is So Good You’ll Forget How Many Games Paul George Played Last Year
By Kyle Pagan
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There’s a massive blowout sale down at the Wells Fargo Center! Everything is 50-70% off! I went down there with Santiago from No Shorts and the challenge was to see how much we could get for $150. The sale continues Tuesday and Wednesday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. so if you want to throw a fit walking into the Xfinity Mobile Arena (The Cell), get down there quick:
As you can see there is TONS of merch as far as the eye can see. You can get sick puffers, a stylish Patagonia with camo print, a Joel Embiid jersey marked down to $40, and you can cosplay as the last coach to win a Stanley Cup in this city.
Is that Fred Shero?
This is the official merch haul of “next year is our year.” I know a lot of people are thinking right now that the Sixers and Flyers should actually pay us to wear their merch, but like fashion, everything is cyclical. They’ll be back soon. Danny Briere is wheeling and dealing and sure, we’re one year away from being one year away, but I see the vision. Let us get a half-decent goaltender and watch out NHL. I better not catch you on the glass when Matvei Michkov is lighting the lamp in the playoffs next year. I’ll be in the The Cell with my new Sixers crewneck rootin’ and hootin’ VJ Edgecombe on while he and Tyrese Maxey are dragging the corpses of Embiid and George, but looking great in the new black Sixers jerseys. This is just the price of being a Philly sports fan. Sometimes you’re flush and sometimes you’re bust, and when you’re up, it’s never as good as it seems, and when you’re down, you never think you’ll be up again. Life’s tough, get a helmet – for $10.50 down at the Wells Fargo Center’s blowout sale!
Who had the better haul?
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com