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Happy Holidays from Crossing Broad

Kevin Kinkead

By Kevin Kinkead

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from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

Everybody have a great week, and enjoy the time with your family in the same way that Clark Griswold did.

Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. Noooooooo, no! We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap-hap happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat, white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

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Kevin Kinkead

Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com

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