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Setting the Odds on the MYSTERIOUS Eagles News that Adam Schefter Mentioned on 97.5 the Fanatic
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Adam Schefter was being sneaky on 97.5 the Fanatic Wednesday morning:
“And maybe it’ll be even more than that by next week… maybe there will be even more than discussion (of an) offensive coordinator. We’ll see. We’ll see.”
Hey Schefty, spill the fuckin’ beans! You got something, let’s hear it. Same goes for the beats as well. Start talking, or else.
Anyway, let’s set the odds on what this news will be, at the Crossing Broad Sportsbook:
- +250: Stoutland University loses accreditation
- +375: handshake deal sending A.J. Brown to the Patriots if they lose the Super Bowl
- +500: Eagles bringing back Jim Bob Cooter as a consultant and renaming the Tush Push the “Cooter Crush”
- +625: Jeffrey Lurie announces that the team will leave South Philadelphia and build a new stadium at the old Franklin Mills Mall site in Northeast Philadelphia
- +750: pursuing his lifelong dream, Vic Fangio decides to join the Phillies’ staff and is replaced by Jim Schwartz
- +5000: Jalen Hurts releasing a book of aphorisms titled Thus Spoke QB1
- +5500: Swoop is replaced with desiccated husk of the Positivity Rabbit
- +6000: Tanner McKee and picks to Vegas in a BLOCKBUSTER trade that returns Maxx Crosby
- +50000: DB coach Christian Parker replaced by Nikki Bella
- +60000: Eagles organization denounces “Exciting Whites” nickname as racist towards white people
- +75000: Howie Roseman hands all personnel decisions to Mad Mike
- +100000: Nick Sirianni fired and replaced with Frank Reich
- +200000: Birds install a new rule mandating that the beat reporters must now raise their hands to ask questions
- +300000: Big Dom locates the rat bastards who threw eggs at Kevin Patullo’s house and puts them in stockades outside of NovaCare
- +10000000000: Eagles remove “four verticals” from the playbook:
- +50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000: the Birds abandon 94 WIP and make 97.5 the Fanatic their new radio partner
What could the news be? Someone tell Schefter that we’re waiting. (If you don’t want to use the Crossing Broad Sportsbook, perhaps a DraftKings promo code would suffice)
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com