Ad Disclosure
Chase Utley Plush Puppet: Best Thing Ever or One Man’s Cry For Help?
By Kyle Scott
Published:
Both?
In case you’ve missed it, the Phillies keep showing the Chase Utley plush puppet during broadcasts. $19.99 worth of softy goodness which allows you to hold your very own Chase presser? Yes, please.
You’re a power hitting second basemen, do you know how rare that is in the National League?
It’s pretty rare. You have soft hands.
Do you want to have a catch?
No.
I love your hair.
Weirdo.
Do you have a good relationship with your father?
Well, we’ve had our issues, but he’s a… Stop! My father is an overly zealous sewing machine. Get over yourself, man.
You run fast.
I don’t have legs.
I think our relationship is a real home run.
– swings imaginary bat –
Maybe that’s just me. Anyway, shout out to my big homie BC Sports, they have them in-stock for $19.99. List of store locations here.
UPDATE: It turns out there's a whole slew of these. Figures the Ryan Howard one would have a gigantic shnoz.
*Really, this wasn’t meant to be an ad. I was going to post about it anyway, but I asked our friends from BC if they sold them. They do.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.