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Ilya Bryzgalov Wants to Play Here
By Kyle Scott
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In Bizarro Snider, Russian goalie want you!
I butchered that, but you get the point. Bryzgalov, which is actually easier to spell than it sounds, wants to play here. Via a press release that I'm guessing he didn't write: [Philly Sports Daily]
“I am pleased the Flyers thought enough of me to make the trade with the Coyotes. Philadelphia is a great city, a great organization and a great team with a rich history. I am looking forward to meeting with Paul Holmgren to discuss the possibility of us working together for many years to come. I would very much like to have the opportunity to play for the Flyers and be a part of the team Paul has assembled and to work with Paul and Mr. Snider to see if we can achieve the ultimate goal.
I believe the Flyers are right there and I would love very much to be a part of the team that brings the Stanley Cup back to Philadelphia. It would be a great honor. And it’s time!”
AND IT'S TIME! For what? To make the donuts? To win the Cup? Who cares! It's Bryzy in – quick what rhymes with Bryzy – in… the illapdelph.
This is better:
Yes, Ed, there is a Santa Claus it will be.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.