Phillies

Bryce Harper is a Cock

By Kyle Scott

Published: Jun 7th, 2011 · 9:03 AM EDT

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I'm telling you, you're really going to hate this kid.

Bryce Harper, Nationals Jesus prospect who thinks the Nats are going to be the Yankees of the NL East, hit a home run in single-A last night. Fine. But he decided to trot halfway down the first base line with the swag levels only previously seen from In da Club era 50 Cent. Then, as he rounded third on his way to home, Harps blew a kiss to the pitcher.

Jesus Christ, if someone doesn't plunk him in the neck real soon, we're going to have problems.

via Hardball Talk