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Jamie Moyer Has Morphed into Your Grandfather Before Our Very Eyes

Kyle Scott

By Kyle Scott

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That, or the crazy-ass brother from Bloodline.

I’m laughing with(?) Jamie here, not at him. These pictures come from a charity event. Him and his wife do a lot for charity and seem like great people. It’s just that Jamie seems like a great… old… man. To think that the person in this here still photograph was pitching in the Major Leagues just a few years ago is kind of remarkable. Like, I’m not even joking when I say it looks like he forgot his dentures for this particular event. Teeth. I’m not even sure if the Phillies Game 4 start in 2008 still has his teeth. And now I feel old. Yuck.

Kyle Scott

Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.

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