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Marcus Hayes Is One Of the World’s Foremost Experts on Chase Utley

Kyle Scott

By Kyle Scott

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Marcus Hayes, a human with poop for a head, who is staunchly anti-Utley – quite possibly because Chase Utley is white – yet again took to Twitter to go after Chase, this time informing his privileged followers that he’s one of the world’s foremost experts on Chase Utley:

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The six non-baseball people more qualified than Hayes, I’m guessing:

  1. Chase Utely’s wife
  2. Chase Utley’s father
  3. Chase Utley’s mother
  4. Chase Utley’s son
  5. Mac
  6. The woman who answers the phone at the SPCA
  7. Marcus Hayes?

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Kyle Scott

Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.

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