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Eliot Shorr-Parks’ Car Got Smashed, But At Least He Got This Weird AF Note
By Jim Adair
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Getting your car hit when you’re not around is a good way to ruin you rday. Luckily for some of us, there are Good Samaritan’s out there, and NJ.com’s resident Sam Bradford expert, Eliot Shorr-Parks, ran into some of them:
“Just in case this dude doesn’t check out, we got his license plate number.
We would have done a citizen’s arrest but we small ass girls.
Listen. We know the front of your car just got messed up, but we want you to be happy. Think about a special girl or guy or something or object or maybe if you’re experimenting and not really sure who you are and maybe society doesn’t accept it, but we do. GOOD LUCK!”
Strangers on the street: Nicer to ESP than people on Twitter. And I don’t know who ESP’s special someone is, but I’m guessing it isn’t Sammy Sleeves.
When he's not writing about sports here or ranting about them on Twitter, Jim is probably watching X-Files on Netflix or drinking a beer somewhere. Jim has nothing against hockey, it's just not his style. He once met Duce Staley at a Sixers game.