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Today In Poor Car Ornamentation
By Kyle Scott
Published:
https://twitter.com/Boobie_Styles/status/826151963142258689
Politics aside*, there’s a lot going on here. First and foremost, it’s off-center. Not left-aligned, not right-alinged, just… there.
This person appears to have kept a running tally of the Eagles’ record through number decals, just in case you were unable to find out the results of the game that week and routinely followed this person to work so you can keep up to do with your sports news.
And lastly, replacing Eagles with Trump drops an important syllable that throws off the entire melody.
Yes, those are just some of the things wrong with this particular choice.
Just for fun, what part of Delco do you think this picture was taken?* I’ll go with a sleeper: SHARON HILL.
*Though I’d argument that criticisms of Trump as as stable, sane leader having nothing to do with criticisms of Republicans.
**I grew up in Delco, so I’m allowed to make these jokes.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.