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Jayson Werth’s Beard Can Beat Up Chuck Norris’ Beard
By Kyle Scott
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Beard Facts:
Jayson Werth’s beard can eat 4 saltines in a minute
When the boogeyman goes to bed at night he checks under the bed for Jayson Werth’s beard
Superman has pajama pants w Werth’s beard on them
Jason Werth’s Beard is the illegitimate love child of Sal Fasono’s Mustache and Chuck Norris’ Beard
Jayson Werth’s beard once hit 2 home runs on one pitch
Jayson Werth’s Beard can do Double McTwisty’s
Jayson Werths beard fired Donald Trump over the offseason
Jayson Werth’s beard can beat the whole Mets team by itself
Jayson Werth’s Beard taught Elvis how to dance
Jayson Werth’s Beard symbolizes Hope and Change. Obama was granted permission to use it.
Jayson Werth’s Beard was asked to be the new host of the Tonight Show but he turned it down, because they wouldn’t allow his cock to be the first guest.
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Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.