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Championship Dreams Accompanied by Greasy Poles Throughout the City of Brotherly Love
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Much like a 56-year-old man popping a Cialis before heading out for a night on the town “just in case,” police in the City of Philadelphia are prophylactically greasing light poles all over town:
MEANWHILE, IN PHILLY: Crews grease light poles to prevent @Eagles fans from climbing them. They call themselves the Crisco cops. 😂😂 #notajoke https://t.co/eHylRo3bvh pic.twitter.com/I7vwnYm8Fl
— FOX 29 (@FOX29philly) January 21, 2018
Quite obviously, no one is going to be mounting or straddling any poles in Philadelphia should the Eagles somehow not win tonight. Still, it’s better to have the pole greased and not need it than it is to need the pole greased and not have it.
Besides, like the Cialis, after a while the Crisco will wear off anyway.
Formerly a Featured Columnist on the Philadelphia Phillies and Manchester City Football Club for Bleacher Report. Full-time attorney, part-time pundit. Follow me @philkeidel on Twitter.