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Cecily Tynan vs. “Monkey Butt” in a Battle of Meteorological Heavyweights
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Was skimming social media earlier and saw this exchange:
Originally I thought “Monkey Butt” was Howard Eskin’s burner, but then he/she responded with “Does anyone (Govt, private, NGO) ‘cloud seed’ to effect the weather or for any other reason?” And how do we know that there isn’t technology ‘better’ than cloud seeding? You can’t say and Cecily can’t say that it is not manipulated. So there’s that.”
There’s zero chance Howard knows what cloud seeding is. It’s when you stimulate precipitation by introducing substances into clouds. Monkey Butt seems to be leaning towards the idea that this is one big conspiracy. A secret government plan to manufacture hurricanes and send them towards Republican states in an effort to influence the November election. At least I think that’s what the conspiracy theory is now. Can’t get to the polls if the polls are destroyed! There was another allegation that The Libz created Hurricane Helene to destroy Western North Carolina in order to buy up all of the devastated land and mine the lithium in the hills. Not sure about all of that, only the deep state can say for certain. But go Phillies! Beat the Mets.
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com