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John Kruk Should Absolutely Officiate This Woman’s Wedding
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Wholesome Krukker moment right here:
Transcribed:
T Mac: “Well Johnny, I think we have an idea of what you can do in the offseason. That person would like you to officiate their wedding.”
Kruk: “Well I gotta figure out when it is. And then I gotta get online and get one of them things straight (what’s it) called?
T Mac: Those certificates.
Kruk: Yeah… Clergy.
T Mac: You have to get internet ordained. I think you could do it.
Kruk: Depends on when.
This could be a fun wedding. Kruk could tell a couple of stories about the 1993 Phillies, or even invite a few of the boys. It would be like Wedding Crashers, but replace Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson with Lenny Dykstra and Mitch Williams. What a story! The happy couple would be able to tell everybody about their wedding for the rest of their life. –
“Yeah, Nails showed up! It was so cool. And Kruk did the entire ceremony while wearing the hot dog hat.”
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com