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This Orioles Fan Sucks
The Phillies took two of three from the Orioles this weekend to stop the bleeding. They’re 59-53 at the trade deadline and surely Dombo is gonna go out today and get Mike Trout, Jo Adell, a starting pitcher, and three bullpen arms.
There were a lot of Philly fans in Baltimore because it’s not that far, it’s a nice ballpark, the O’s are in the AL, and they’re bang average. So the situation was ripe for a half-takeover.
And then this guy popped up on social:
Yeah! Cool bit bro! Ask for the high five and then leave ’em hanging. Then stare at them like you’re all intimidating. Nice baggy jeans, by the way. We wore those in 6th grade. It’s an interesting wigger/juggalo/sports bro triple combination vibe this guy is giving off. Some Vibes of the Ravens ran who punched the Commanders fans back in 2024 and then screamed “I don’t lose!” before he was arrested and fired from his job.
You have to admire the restraint of the Phillies fans in this video because there are those among us who would have taken a swing at this guy. Not me, of course, but “others.”
Not even like the Philly fans were being assholes like they tend to be sometimes lmao. Every Philly fan I met this weekend was incredibly chill and respectful which makes this shit even weirder
— Nate McLouth Enjoyer (@benneleven6) August 3, 2026
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com