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Action News Tease Video Features a Woman at the Airport Wearing a “Fucketh Around and Findeth Out” T-Shirt
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Shout out to reader Ken K. for sending this over.
He was watching Action News at 6 p.m. on Wednesday night, and during a tease, airport broll showed a woman wearing a “Fucketh Around and Findeth Out” t-shirt:
I went back to see if I could find the clip. Action News shares replays of their newscasts online, but the 6 p.m. appears to be missing from the site.
Bummer.
But this is a great shirt! I’d wear it to the Renaissance Faire out in Manheim. I’d unfurl a big scroll and read it like a proclamation while holding a turkey leg in my other hand:
“Now on this 18th day of June, in the year of our Lord two-thousand and twenty-six,
it is hereby proclaimed by His Grace, King Robert the Third, Sovereign of these Realms and Defender of the Realm,
that if thou fucketh around,
thou shalt find out.
verily, the consequences shall be swift and most grievous.
Let no man, woman, or knave test the patience of the Crown, lest they be smitten with the full measure of their folly,
and their name become a cautionary tale sung by minstrels in the taverns for generations hence.
So decreed under the Great Seal of the Kingdom.
Let it be known. Let it be obeyed –
Fucketh not around.”
Looks like you can buy this online in various forms. FAFO!
Fucketh Around and Findeth Out. That’s what’s gonna happen to the Braves if they let the Phillies back into the NL East race.
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com