DING! DING! DING! The first good fight of the college football is here.

Lets break it down:

One thing I like about my fight videos is when fists start flying from the start. I don’t need 30 seconds of barking at each other leading to the buildup. Save that shit for the DVD commentary.

Now everyone knows the first rule of stadium fights is to have the higher ground. It’s much easier to punch down than it is up. All you’re worried about is knocking out your opponent and making sure they can’t grab your jersey and pull you down to their level. Simple punch and break technique. Punch with the right. Break your opponents grasp with the left. Punch. Break. Rinse and repeat. Unfortunately, Clemson jersey kid had less luck with the high ground than Anakin Skywalker:

Stone Cold thought about getting into it, but decided quickly to let these two just duke it out:

Crocs came back with a vengeance. Too bad this kid played the best defense someone from Georgia Tech played all night and we didn’t get to see the punch:

But like another Clemson QB, this guy didn’t learn from his mistakes. He overextended himself again and this is where Crocs kid wins the round. 10-9. He goes absolute ground and pound on this guy’s face. If Periwinkle doesn’t jump in, he’s probably still rearranging that kid’s face:

Some guy uses his best dad voice and shouts “calm the fuck down.” Another lady is wailing “Hey! Stop that!” contributing nothing to the situation, but trying to make themselves the stars of the show. Am I wrong for hating this guy at the end who snitched?

Hey dude, stay out of it. The brawl is over. It looked like each guy was ready to go their separate way. Let’s go back to watching the game like nothing happened. This is how the aftermath of a brawl should be. Stop snitching.

P.S. Thanks to Bill Hellachecks, we have footage that led to the brawl. “Nothing but space and opportunity” is a great line. Shoutout to these guys for egging it on so the entire Internet got to enjoy it: