Keyshawn Johnson had Skip Bayless Twisting Himself into a Pretzel Turkey

Yeah yeah, I know. Not supposed to feed the trolls. But this made me laugh. Keyshawn Johnson put Skip Bayless in a headlock and gave him a noogie:

“If the Cowboys are better than the Eagles, why are they 9-1 and ya’ll not? I just wanna know.”@keyshawn asks Skip: pic.twitter.com/cCtlQnx3zu

— UNDISPUTED (@undisputed) November 21, 2023

Got ’em!

Summary:

• the Eagles are 9-1 because they got lucky and are “riding that magic carpet”
• the Cowboys blew a game in Arizona and have to make it up
• after losing by 32 points in San Francisco, Dallas “rose from the ashes” (with big wins over the 4-6 Chargers, 4-6 Rams, 3-8 Giants, and 1-9 Panthers)
• they should have won in Philadelphia because they “outplayed” the Eagles

Therefore, the Cowboys are now on their way to becoming the best team in the league! I appreciate Skip’s commitment to the bit, but the sad thing is that Cowboys fans who are not highly-paid television actors say the same shit, and believe it.