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Cowboys Receiver Dez Bryant Hit His Mom in the Face and Ripped Her Bra This Weekend, Allegedly

Kyle Scott - July 17, 2012

How bout ‘dem Cowboys?! 

Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant turned himself into police yesterday after allegedly hitting his mother in the face and “grabbing her by the shirt so hard that he ripped her bra” on Saturday.

Per TMZ

Once cops arrived to the scene, Dez's mom Angela told cops she had gotten into an argument with Dez and demanded that he leave the home … and that's when Dez got physical.

On the 911 call, Angela says, "My son has assaulted me. He's here now. he won't go home. I keep telling him to go, he won't go." You can clearly hear an argument in the background as Angela says, "I can't let him keep doing me like this. I'm gonna put an end to it today."

According to the documents, cops returned to Angela's home 2 days later and she complained of pain in her wrists, hands and arms .. and said her chest was sore from Dez pushing her.

 

 

You can listen to the 911 call, obtained by TMZ, here:

Bryant was charged with assault– family violence, which is a Class A misdemeanor. No word from Czar Roger Goodell. Yet.

Video: David Beckham Has No Idea Who Mike Richards Is

Kyle Scott - March 30, 2012

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Mike Richards has changed.

Earlier this year we brought to you his attendance at the premier of Twilight: The Seventhy-Fifth Movie About a Forlorn Hottie Chasing Vampires Through a Field. His Tweets to Justin Bieber. His appearance on NHL 36. And now this little segment with Cabbie Richards.

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The two Richards attended a Lakers-Suns game earlier this season. They sat courtside, just a few seats down from David Bekham, who had absolutely no idea who (Mike) Richards was, just like the rest of the 20,000 people in attendance (this is funny because last year Richie went looking for Becks at PPL Park on the same day that he had surgery). Kobe Bryant, however, pretended to be chummy with Richie: “He plays for the Kings. Yeah, I know that.” 

Meanwhile, it must be getting close to playoff time. Mike's teammate and brotastic buddy, Jeff Carter, is in a walking boot.

Video after the jump.

H/T (@DXFlyers), (@deifert5), and (@Amoyer4)

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Will Kobe Please Stop with the Eagles Shtick?

Kyle Scott - January 12, 2011

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How much do you just want to punch your screen right now?  Here's Kobe Bryant, wearing an already heinous Eagles "Heart" shirt, standing with a homeless the most popular crackhead in the world, who just entered rehab and would have been nothing more than puddle spray to Kobe 14 days ago. Amirite?

Leave us alone, Kobe.  Your "Be Epic" comment already screwed with our quarterback so badly that he thought he could throw a playoff-game-winning touchdown pass to Riley Cooper.  Riley Cooper. Then you had the nads to wear a Vick jersey in your post game presser.  Now the Heart shirt?  Stop.

Brief video after the jump.

H/T to the one and only Blue Meanie for the tip

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Blaming Kobe

Kyle Scott - January 9, 2011

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Pic via Jamaal Jackson's Twitter (@CenterStage67)

I threw up a little.

Kobe Bryant is about as insufferable as they come.  Today, he joined the likes of LeBron and Barack Obama in Vick's corner, by sending him a signed Lakers jersey that says "Be Epic."

Thanks, Kobe.  CSNPhilly.com has a picture.

When asked if he was a LeBron or Kobe fan, Vick said “I like LeBron, but Kobe’s got five rings."  And a rape charge.

Screw you, Kobe.

Phillie Phanatic on Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel

Kyle Scott - September 25, 2010

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"Mine's bigger" [pic via @jwerthsbeard]

The Phillie Phanatic is featured on this month's Real Sports with Bryan Gumbel on HBO, as part of a segment on mascots.  Dave Raymond (@emperoroffun), the former and original Phanatic, was interviewed and even dropped an F bomb.

Good segment, with a rather unnecessary barb at Philly fans.

Video, plus a whole slew of your captions to this pic, after the jump.  Slightly low audio.

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