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So I Probably Need a Haircut?

Kyle Scott - March 22, 2013

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On Lunch Break, Rhea and I talked about the Sixers' hilarious loss and Doug Collins turning into the Joker… and then I took it off (6:00). Sort of.

Video after the jump.

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I’ve Just Been Handed a Finalized Bracket, They Don’t Even Need to Play the Games

Kyle Scott - March 21, 2013

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Enter me into your office pool. I'll beat the horny secretary.

Your Thursday Morning Roundup

Kyle Scott - March 21, 2013

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– For a moment, I thought I was seeing things when Jim Nantz (presumably with his 33-year-old wife not too far away) was on the picture screen calling a La Salle game. 

Congrats to the La Salle folks, many of whom weren’t born the last time the Explorers won an NCAA Tournament game. I liked this quote from Dr. John Giannini:

“It’s a great thing — for any school it’s a great thing. It’s really satisfying, but I don’t want it to be satisfying because satisfied competitors aren’t as good as hungry ones."


And somehow, Dr. John just described the theory of evolution. 

– The Sixers got THEIR ASSES KICKED by the Clippers last night, 806-14, and Inquirer editors were asleep at the switch when John Mitchell sent in his post-game jammity jam:

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– Congrats to the co-winners of last night’s Nickelodeon quizzo, Rocket Power and The Beets:

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– Reminder: You can grab NCAA Tournament tickets for the Wells Fargo Center right here: [Session 1] [Session 2] [Session 3]

– Your full NCAA Thursday viewing schedule.

Nickelodeon Quizzo TONIGHT at Drinker’s

Kyle Scott - March 19, 2013

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Nick-nick-nick-nick-nick-nick-nick-nick-Nickelodeon Quizzo. Tonight, 8:30 p.m. Drinker’s Tavern in Old City (2nd and Market). Questions from 90s shows including Rugrats, Doug, Guts, Hey Dude and others. Winner gets a $25 gift certificate to Drinker’s establishments. Second place gets A Snowball’s Chance, the new book from about the national media’s portrayal of Philly fans.

Oh No Big Deal, Roy Halladay Just Lost 10 Pounds in Two Days

Kyle Scott - March 19, 2013


Oh hey nothing to see here just Roy Halladay whose career has taken a mysterious downturn after nagging injuries and a seeming inability to pitch in the heat has chipped away at his effectiveness and velocity and a recent stomach bug caused him to OH MY GOD HE LOST 10 POUNDS IN TWO DAYS.

CSN Philly:

Roy Halladay has lost 10 pounds over the last few days, but he hopes to be strong enough to make his next start Saturday in Sarasota.

“I’m feeling better,” he said late Tuesday morning. “My stomach is better. I’m trying to get my strength back. I’m a little weak from not eating and passing fluids.”


First, that’s disgusting. Second, we’ve all had nasty stomach bugs, and while Halladay has substantially more extra (muscle) weight to shed than us mere humans, losing 10 pounds in two days is still a bit extreme, especially when you consider the fact that he was at the ballpark on both Sunday and Monday. Generally, the type of stomach bug that causes you to lose 10 pounds in two days also forces you to not get out of bed and pitch in a Major League Baseball game (!!!). Yeah, I’m still concerned about Doc.

Great Deals on NCAA Tournament Tickets

Kyle Scott - March 19, 2013

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Pic via (@Ike_Richman)

Need NCAA tickets for Philly, Kansas City (Villanova) or Dayton (Temple and La Salle)? We got you covered.

Get ALL SESSION STRIPS to the games in Philly on Friday and Sunday – that’s six games – for as low as $85, with lower level tickets for around $150.

You can get Session 1 tickets (Friday afternoon) for as low as $77, Session 2 tickets (Friday night) for as low as $57, and Session 3 tickets (Sunday) for as low as $102.

For Dayton, get ALL SESSION STRIPS for rounds 2 and 3 (I’m assuming that if you’re planning on going tomorrow, you already have tickets) for as low as $135. 

For Kansas City, ALL SESSION STRIPS for as low as $99. 

All of these prices are as of writing this, so don’t hold it against me if they go up.

The NCAA men's tournament brings its madness to the Wells Fargo Center this weekend.  We've received some interesting data from TiqIQ on the ticket market for the games. TiqIQ has teamed up with Primesport, the official exchange of the tournament, for march madness tickets

Wells Fargo Center (Philadelphia)

  • Session 1: $174 average
  • Session 2: $129 average
  • Session 3: $183 average
  • Creighton vs. Cincinnati (session 1)
  • Duke vs. Albany (session 1)
  • Georgetown vs. Florida Gulf Coast  (session 2)
  • San Diego State vs. Oklahoma  (session 2)

Crossing Broad Tickets is your one-stop shop for all Philly events. We round up the best tickets on the secondary market so you can shop for the great deals and seats, and support your favorite website while doing it.

Your Monday Afternoon Roundup

Kyle Scott - March 18, 2013

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My friend Matt just hates grammar… and Jim Nantz

Hello, friends. Welcome to the greatest sports week of the year, when small-minded hicks from schools you've never heard of (and Harvard) get to be a punching bag for the nation’s elite basketball programs. I’m Jim Nantz and this is my partner Clark Kellogg. But enough about him. I have a better life than you, as evidenced by the fact that I’ll be calling 12 basketball games this month and then will head to Augusta National, where I will narrate The Masters, a traditional unlike any other™, on CBS. Also, I’m married to a 33-year-old and I live on the seventh hole at Pebble Beach. Fuck you, America.

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Let’s hit it!


But first, a word from our sponsors:

Nickelodeon quizzo. Wednesday night at Drinker’s Tavern (2nd and Market). 8:30 p.m. Winner gets a $25 gift certificate to Drinker’s establishments. Congrats to the winners of Jim Carrey quizzo, the Rhode Island Sluts:

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– Next Wednesday, I’ll be hosting Phillies quizzo at Chickie's and Pete's in Audubon. Also, enjoy tournament specials from 12-4 this Thursday and Friday at all Chickie’s and Pete’s locations.

– If you plan on filling out a bracket or betting on games this month (so, that’s all of you), you must check out Godfather Locks and follow them on Twitter (@GodfatherLocks) for winners. Enter code “Crossing” for 30% off a weekly subscription. And then you can pretend that you won your office pool all by yourself.

– Each day during March, Philly Phaithful will have three deals up to 33% off. See them here. Or, ladies, check out PP’s new sister store, Broad Street Broad, for their new spring arrivals.

Tickets for as low as $85 to NCAA Tournament games at the Wells Fargo Center with Crossing Broad Tickets. Keep checking back throughout the week as we round up the best prices available on the secondary market. You can also pick up tickets for Dayton and Kansas City. 

– Lonely, bored, or just need something to do with your hand? Girls of Philly has over 10 year of local girls. Girls you may know. Local ones. Naked. This link is suitable for work, but after that, you’re own your own.

– Our newest sponsor, Tour Golf Revolution allows you to play competitive golf by creating your very own PGA style golf tour. Their unique, open playing format will allow you to grow your tour faster than ever. You play golf, their site handles the rest. Very cool service worth checking out. 

– Monkey’s Uncle has an unreal selection of retro Phillies gear. Check them out in Doylestown or shop online and use code BROAD to get $10 off orders of $50 or more


The roundup:

Your NCAA Tournament bracket is well worth checking out this week. They have reactions from all three NCAA teams as well as St. Joe’s on their little selection into the prestigious NIT.

Dave Grzybowski from La Salle’s SportsTalk Philadelphia has video of La Salle waiting anxiously to hear their name called. Gotta be happy for them. is the Villanova site you should be following all week. 

And for Temple stuff, just read any of the local newspapers, watch any of the TV stations, or listen to the radio… because all the people who work at those places went to Temple.

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– Roy Halladay was pulled from his start after one inning yesterday. He was supposedly sick and threw up, but the fact that he showed up in Clearwater this morning to get medicine, ostensibly for a stomach bug, has some wondering if there’s more to the story. Pretty much anything about Halladay is conjecture, and I know there were all sorts of rumors about him being (we’ll call it) ill last year, but ever since that day he overheated in Chicago in 2011, something has seemed off about him. And though he’s probably just getting old, you can’t help but wonder if there is more to the story.

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Regardless of what – if anything – is wrong with Doc, can we stop talking about his decreased velocity? We knew this last year. No one is surprised that his fastball is in the high-80s.

– For some reason, Adam Aron thinks it’s a good idea to keep reminding fans that the Sixers lost to the Heat:

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The St. John’s basketball team subscribes to Aron’s tweeting philosophy. Here’s their Tweet from last night… about making the NIT:

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Mediocrity, FTW!

– Michael Young was the only Phillie to shave his head for the Tampa Bay Rays’ “Cut for the Cure.” Pretty cool:

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Photo: Phillies 

There’s an entire website dedicated to college cheerleaders. So, enjoy that.

– I spoke with former Daily News gossip columnist and Newspaper Guild President Dan Gross on Episode 2 of Crossing Streams. He talked about breaking the Dry Island story and the time Allen Iverson told him , “Kiss my ass.” 

– Donte Stallworth crashed his hot air balloon into power lines because karma is a big busted bitch.

Cary Williams swiped Nnamdi Asomugha.

– Reader Jim spotted a loon at the liquor store on Columbus Blvd:

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– Connor Barwin’s paperboy left him just the sweetest message:

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– A source told the Inquirer’s Sam Carchidi that Paul Holmgren’s job is secure: []

"Look at his body of work. He's done a very good job," said the source. "He's not going anywhere."


Yes, the team has taken a step backward each of the past two seasons since Holmgren over-tinkered with the team.

This guy shouldn’t have fallen asleep at the Flyers game on Friday.

– The great aunt of Nick from Bleeding Brotherly Love was the owner of the Rocky II house that is now for sale. Aunt Dolly passed away on February 1 at the age of 97. Nick describes her quasi-famous home thusly:

Now publicly up for sale, the "Rocky II" house's asking price is $139,000. Not too shabby for a house mired in history. Before becoming an adolescent, I frequented this house many a time. A month didn't go by that I didn't visit my aunt with my family. As I grew older and had more responsibility, that changed. However, for her birthday every year, Christmas night, we all would go over there and have another year full of great memories to tell. And she never let anyone hear the end of it. "You know, this house was in "Rocky II." I let them film here. They gave me a lot of dough for them to do that. You're gonna be an actor someday and do the same thing. You're gonna film your movies here. And you're gonna give me money for it, too." As we would laugh at the jokes she would tell, the constant pride my aunt felt that they filmed that movie at her house was evident. Everyone knew. The whole block. The whole family. Some random people here and there. But, now she's gone, and the house I semi grew up in will be part of another family. 


– Go 'Cats!

Today in “Ryan Lochte, Douchebag”: Douchebag Ryan Lochte Seeks Douchebag Woman With Whom He Can Be a Douchebag

Kyle Scott - March 15, 2013

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He says, "I'm still single. I haven't found that right one. But I'm out there still looking for that one girl that takes my heart away … You'll see me going on dates." And the confident athlete admits he isn't at all apprehensive about a possible romance igniting on TV. He adds, "I'm not really shy about anything. I definitely want to find that one person I could spend the rest of my life with. Now, with the fame and everything that's happening in my life, it's hard for me to find that. There's definitely complications." "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?" premieres Sunday, April 21, on E! 


It is difficult for chiseled, Olympic athletes to meet women. So I do feel bad for Douchebag, and will look forward to watching his show.

H/T to (@mandersfield) and (@Flip_adelphia)