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Alex Rodriguez is a Colossal Douchebag

Kyle Scott - February 8, 2011


As if you didn't already know that.

A-Rod, who was shown being hand-fed popcorn by Cameron Diaz at the Super Bowl- which would be cool if Cameron Diaz hadn't boned half of Hollywood and starred in a 1992 sadomasochism video (it happened, look it up, folks)- is real pissed off that 111 million people saw it: [SNY]

 “He really went ballistic — thinking the cameraman was out to get them in a paparazzi-like shot. … That’s so crazy,” said my source. “Anyone who knows anything about producing a live sports event — especially something as huge as the Super Bowl — would know that those celebrity shots are purely random.

“A-Rod, of all people, should know that.”


Of course, nobody shown in the shot before it- including, by my count, John Madden, George and Laura Bush, Condoleezza Rice, Catherine Zeta Jones, Michael Douglas, Ashton Kutcher, and Emmit Smith- seemed to have a problem with being seen on TV at the largest sporting event on the planet.

A-Rod was given a guarantee he wouldn't be shown again by FOX cameras. And he wasn't.

No word on if Diaz helped him safely remove the sand from his vagine.

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Radio Broadcasters Call “Spiderman” Running on Field

Kyle Scott - September 21, 2010


Always hilarity from the Spanish language broadcasters, who call the fan "Spiderman."  And Scott Franzke insinuates that LA has a similar wardrobe.  LA follows with, "there's gonna be a penalty on the play."

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Video: Phillies Fan Gets Taken Down by Matt Diaz

Kyle Scott - September 20, 2010


This is awesome.  Braves outfielder Matt Diaz trips up an idiot fan dressed as "Red Man", the ugly cousin of Green Man.  The dude must have felt like Michael Vick on Sunday, being blindsided like that (heyyo!).

"He might have got a flag if he did that in football," Charlie Manuel said of Diaz.

Watch the excellent face plant by the security guard!

Video after the jump and Tom McCarthy calls the fan a "yahoo."  Wheels is mad, real mad.

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