It’s been a while since we’ve had the opportunity, but you’ve got to give the people what they want. Here now, Zaprudering the Eagles-Redskins melee.
It’s just your casual Nick Foles non-interception. This’ll be overturned.
BAHWGOD SOMEONE JUST KILLED NICK FOLES!
Bus 92 ran him over. A traffic camera captured the moment of impact.
“YES! YES! WE KILLED A MAN!”
“Not so fast, my friend.”
Riley Cooper and Trent Cole rush off to join Jason Peters in avenging Foles’ death, and in the process form the most ironic tag-team since John McClane and Zeus Carver.
“I”ll fight every Redskin here, bro!”