Posts for fraud

Philadelphia District Attorney Considers Grand Jury Investigation into Andrew Bynum’s Injury

Kyle Scott - March 1, 2013

Between Tweets about child rape and reporting for Army Reserve Duty this weekend, Philadelphia District Attorney Seth Williams responded to an update from Inquirer Sixers beat reporter John Mitchell on Andrew Bynum's knees. Williams joked (I think?) about launching a grand jury investigation for theft of services:

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Breathtaking trade.

Charlie Sheen Bails Out Lenny Dykstra… Seriously

Ryan Gillon - April 26, 2011



Duhhhh! Bailing!

Something you can only find in the Dykstra Zone, TMZ is reporting that Charlie Sheen paid more than $20,000 to bail out former Phillie Lenny Dykstra.

The embattled Dykstra was arrested recently for bankruptcy fraud and his bail was set at $150,000. Sheen came forward with 15% of the cash-money so Nails could go free… for now.

When Sheen was asked about his actions, he replied. "The rendition guilty trolls that kidnapped my dear friend Nails clearly forgot that he's a fellow Vatican assassin and his best pal is a warlock."

I suppose that Sheen owed him one, considering that Dykstra hired a lawyer to try and help his buddy get back on the set of "Two and a Half Men" after he was fired last month.

It's scumbags helping scumbags, folks… like watching a car accident in slow motion.

Happy Tuesday!