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Puck Bunny Bat Signal: Is This Claude Giroux’s Girlfriend?

Kyle Scott - December 13, 2013


Email from reader Shibby:

You see this Kyle? Think this is Girouxs girl. He retweeted this tweet briefly but then undid that. Looks like our moustachless captain in her avatar.

– shibby

Let’s gossip, you silly gossipers.

Ryanne (@ryannehaileyb) appears to be smoochin’ G and his gap-toothed mouth in her avatar:


Giroux’s birthday is on January 12, not December 12, so not sure what that Tweet was about. Giroux quickly undid the retweet of Ryanne’s (private) account. But, a quick Google search turns up the following from Hockey Wags’ Tumblr of G and B:


Invariably, hockey player girlfriend posts lead to an onslaught of comments, Tweets and emails with more, frighteningly stalkerish, information. For real, I’m not sure AMBER Alerts produce the same sort of swift response from the public. Puck bunnies are a different breed, and if there’s one thing they love more than getting with hockey players, it’s talking about what SKANKY BITCH, UGH! is getting with the hockey player they wish they could get with. It’s like fantasy wrapped in hate wrapped in jealously wrapped a silver bullet with two AA batteries. So, we put out the bat signal to you, puck bunny readers: Is this G’s girlfriend? All signs point to yes. And all signs point to G having great taste.

DeSean Jackson’s Girlfriend Cooked Him Breakfast Yesterday, So Here are Some Pictures of Her

Kyle Scott - May 29, 2013

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DeSean Jackson instantly grammed this picture last night of what would appear to be him – and I’m going to sound very white right here – rubbing up on his boo while she cooked him that good breakfast. Her name is Chantel Jeffries, a model who lists her locations at LA-NYC-Miami because of course she does. It’s been rumored for a while that the two are dating. Jeffries has quite an extensive Instagram. Here are some of her pictures, including one of what appears to be her and DeSean lying in bed and one of her really cute pussy, because I love page views. Continue Reading

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LeSean McCoy Had Some Epic Baby Mama Drama on Saturday Night

Kyle Scott - January 27, 2013

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LeSean McCoy has Herpes.

That according to his baby mama, Steph, with whom he had a Twitter battle for the ages late Saturday night. It all started when McCoy tweeted about his vacation, seemingly in the tropics, while Steph was at home taking care of their baby, sans child support. What followed was a five-hour feud – with multiple tangents and sidebars that were extremely difficult to follow – that contained the following accusations from Steph: McCoy has Herpes, a small penis about which he saw a doctor, and a problem getting it up, an accusation allegedly confirmed by accompanying text message screenshots from his current girlfriend, Sydney, who apparently gets eaten by McCoy’s best friend “VAR.”

There’s really too much to summarize. This is exactly the sort of post that Storify was made for. Please step over the jump with me as we take a journey into historic baby mama drama.

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Another Story About Danny Briere Texting a Dude’s Girlfriend

Kyle Scott - October 10, 2012

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I’m kind of hesitant to post this because the last time (I think?) I wrote about Danny Briere’s love life – when Danny was allegedly texting pictures of his Briere to Gina Lynn, according to her ex-husband, Travis Knight, who later told me he was lying – I immediately received a phone call from a Flyers spokesman saying that Briere denied ever doing such a thing. But now, the league is locked out and Briere’s in Germany, so if he wants to deny this one he’s going to have to call me himself.

Reader Sean unearthed this one. He sent me what has to be one of the weirdest emails I’ve ever received, and that puts him in truly rarified air:

I figured I would pass this on, do with it what you will. I'm sure nobody else came across this, the only reason I found it is because I skateboard. To be fair the dude who it happened to isn't a pro yet, but it is his job and he does make money. I guess the best way to describe him is a farmhand, making his way to the show (skateboarding has different definitions of what makes you "pro") . Anyway both guys are from our area, the other guy is one of the best skateboarders in the world. 

Anyway, maybe you could save it for a rainy day with no hockey. 


Yeah, let’s save it for… now! 

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In the video after the jump, filmed in May, you can see skateboarders Chris Cole and Kyle Frederick discussing a bunch of complete nonsense, including but not limited to the size of their penises, bobcats… and the time Danny Briere was texting (and perhaps fucking) Frederick’s girlfriend.

Frederick: [left the “likes” in there, for effect]

No, like I was actually dating her. We dated for a couple months. We ended up going out to dinner and she’s like texting, like, a dude. I was kinda weirded out by that, I guess, and she’s like, “Oh yeah, my friend Danny.” I’m like, “Oh OK, that’s cool, I guess.” Like, I have friends. 

I guess I was hanging out with a bunch of friends and, like, mentioned her name, and someone was like, “Hey, is that that chick who banged the whole Flyers team?” And I’m like, “What do you mean?” He goes, “Apparently that’s the word on the street.” I was like, like, kinda thrown off. Then I’m, like, thinking, and, like, we hung out again. That Danny turned out to be, like, Danny Briere. And I’m like, “Holy shit, this is true! This is happening.” She’s like, “Oh yeah, like, we met, like, out somewhere, like, in Philly.” I was like, “Holy shit! This is real! This is real!” 


Nice job by Briere, who is divorced. Can't imagine why. Video after the jump.

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More Pictures of Evan Turner and His Hot Girlfriend

Kyle Scott - May 18, 2012

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This should be a nice post to take you into this beautiful weekend. Meep meep.

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Pics from Facebook, via anonymous reader

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Evan Turner Went to Visit His Hot Bartender Girlfriend After Last Night’s Loss

Kyle Scott - March 1, 2012

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Meep meep meep!

Email from reader Tuan

So I went on a secret date with my sister [editor's note: que?] last night at a bar in Center City, and low and behold, Mr. Beaker walks in with a bunch of white folks. I hadn't checked out the Sixers game score, but this was around 11 PM, about an hour after game ended, so I figured they had won and ET had himself a nice game off the bench.  I was gonna buy him a Fuzzy Navel shot, but realized they had lost and that he scored zero points, so I left the man alone.  I then notice that him talking to the bartendress for a really long ass time.  I thought, "OK playa, the Night Shift in action…"  Then I remembered your Evan Turner pictorial yesterday, and was like "wait a minute.”  Upon further inspection, realized this was the same "busty-kissy face-I don't know if she's white or black-but she hot" chick he's been with.  Anyways, here's pics of me, ET, and my sis for our asian photo-op.  Oh and his gf's name really must be @chelscbella or something – receipt for proof.



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I love you, readers. Bonus points for adding to the recent wave of Philly athletes posing with Asians– Evan Turner again, Shane Victorino here, Scott Hartnell here. Glad to see CB is strong with the young, bargoing Asian demo.

The bar was Sampan.

Meep meep meep!

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And Now, A Pictorial of Evan Turner’s Girlfriend

Kyle Scott - February 29, 2012

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E.T., bringing the heat: White Jeff Carter v-neck? Check. "Fuck yeah" lip bite? Count it. Sig. other making smoochy face and rocking matching Mardi Gras lanyards while eating on some outdoor patio with palm growing in the background? Yessssss, count it, and the fouuuul!

Last night, before and after a lopsided win against the Pistons, Evan Turner wanted to inform us all that he has a girlfriend. Meep meep!

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Ohh play on playa.

As you might expect, this is my girlfriend, go check her out Tweets are among my favorite kind of Tweets. I immediately fired up the Google and Twitter machines.

Here’s what we got: Chels Cbella (full name?), an upbeat, seemingly religious, slender and (NBA-mandated) busty Philly girl who loves to make kissy face has been dating ET for at least a few months (judging by Tweets like this). 

Chels appreciated the public gesture by ET:

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I feel all warm inside. A full pictorial, for your viewing pleasure, is after the jump. Well played, Mr. Turner.

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Alex Ovechkin Tweets Picture of New Girlfriend, “His Queen”

Kyle Scott - November 30, 2011

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You know what that Tweet says? It says F-you, I'm the best hockey player in the world and I'm dating a Russian tennis player-model. Deal with it. 

This is why you play hockey, kids.

Ovechkin's new girlfriend, his queen, is 24-year-old tennis player Maria Kirilenko, who has also done some modeling for Sports Illustrated.

On Monday, the Montreal Gazette ran this story, speculating about the new couple:

On pretty good authority, Kirilenko is apparently done with longtime boyfriend Igor Andreev and has taken up with … Washington Capitals star Alex Ovechkin.

Yup, Alex Ovechkin.

Ovechkin has been spotted at a Kirilenko practice. And she was spotted at a Capitals game – weeks ago. And practices.


Yeah, well, Ovi confirmed that one today. As is the case with most things D.C., my knee-jerk reaction was to make fun of (insert athlete, team, wife, fans, politician), but… well, I got nothing. Not only is Maria talented and dating a millionaire, but she’s also cute, and not in that slutty sort of I’m banging a hockey player way, either– she’s genuinely attractive. And she looks… nice.

I quick Googled her with the goal of turning up some dirt that sign man can throw up against the glass– nothing. All I got was this… - throws controller

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And a bunch more that are after the jump… because I know you’ll click to continue reading.

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